Questions with the Queen

Dear Queen,

My little sister is trying to kill me. I find her standing in my room while I am sleeping. She likes to point knives at me and she is always creeping around my room trying to steal my stuff. It’s scary. I told my mom and she said “She loves her big sister and wants to be like you.” Yeah right! She is seriously scaring me and I don’t know what to do.

Future Murder Victim

Dear Future Murder Victim,

If your little sister is doing stuff like that, you need to get her help. First, I would lock your door at night. If you don’t have a lock on your door, push something in front of it. That's a priority. If you share a room, sleep in the bathtub or on the sofa. Next, try to stay away from her as much a possible. Don’t speak to her unless you absolutely have to. Finally, tape her doing the knife thing and other things like it. Show your mom the proof. That way you can get help.best of luck!

The Queen

Dear Queen,

There is a stray cat on my road and I really would like to adopt it but my mom won’t let me. I am thinking of just adopting it anyway and hiding it in my room. Is this a good idea?

Cat Lover

Dear Cat Lover,

DO NOT HIDE THE CAT IN YOUR ROOM. I REPEAT, DO NOT HIDE THE CAT IN YOUR ROOM. Contrary to mainstream movies, most parents will not be happy if you hide a cat in you room. You will probably be grounded if you do with. Trust me, don’t adopt the cat. Instead, feed the cat, but don't let it into your house. Make it accustomed to coming to your house, and then ask your parents to adopt it because the cat knows your house. If this doesn’t work then your mom is mean. I hope you get your cat!

Claudia Chesnes