10 Ways to Reduce a Teacher to Tears

1. Making an off topic comment after everything the teacher says.

2. Going on social media for the whole period, and keep all of your alarms on.

3. Saying "like" or "um" every three words.

4. Putting your feet on the desk (bonus points if you take off your shoes).

5. Asking what time lunch is every five minutes.

6. Neglecting to turn in a single assignment until the last day of the quarter.

7. Asking for extra credit (because you're worried about your grade) the day that grades close.

8. Telling the teacher "okay, boomer."

9. Doing all of the above and then asking them for a letter of recommendation, and mention that it's due in three days.

10. Being Bridget McIntyre